I JUST LOVE NAIJA SCHOOL.. TO ALL ODUDUWA UNIVERSITY STUDENTS

 

You ask your friends..how far with reading? They say they haven't started...only to get to the LIBRARY and find out they have a permanent seat.

Lecturers will be telling you "buying my handout is not compulsory" but class Rep...let me have the list of those that have bought
 

You graduate with 3.50 and you will be telling yourself. If it was to be UNILAG... I would have been a 4.50 graduate by now.

If you think true love is the only thing that is hard to find...try looking for your HOD when you
need his signature on a form.

Anything you want to do, you must be on queue even to enter the school

You get to class as early as 6.30am only to see that all seats have been occupied by bags & books abi dem dey leave am for sch go back house ni?.😂

You have already prepared food but to eat na wahala because Ure already late for lectures.😫

Lecturer: Only 10 students in class today? Oya tear a sheet of paper for test....turns to the board to write. Before he turns back😳-------class don full. Lol

Come night class during exam you go see different levels of reading. scaning,skimming,jaking and lots more.

During exams u will know those who are naturally beautiful because no time for makeup at all.
Everyone Don become born- again by force. 😂😂

It's always funny when exam invigilator says SUBMIT!! And many students suddenly develop that super human ability; answering 3hrs question in 50seconds. Lol